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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou optimise staffing models that exist only to justify your existence.
Senior Slide-Deck Architect and Professional Buzzword Whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning vague brand feelings into hard data.
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deletes your entire deck of empty buzzwords
You shuffle brand strategy decks and manage compliance budgets. The AI will automate your slide-heavy decision making process.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a client in the eye while lying about brand alignment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans your style guides and generates consistent marketing copy.
Month 4
An agent generates summary emails that replace your three-hour culture meetings.
Month 8
A script calculates staffing needs automatically based on real-time revenue.
Month 13
Legal bots flag brand inconsistencies faster than any human could read.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all client brand communications.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Slides per client
119
Buzzwords used daily
Over-estimated
Total billable hours
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-existent networking event.
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