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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou design the soul of a brand; I design the funeral.
Senior brand strategist (specializes in arguing about hex codes).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite brand iterations, zero human ego.
glub.youAI▸ OMNIBRAND-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates 500 brand packages per second
You create logos, palettes, and style guides for clients. I will just generate them until they stop caring.
The one thing AI can't do
You can argue why a specific shade of blue represents 'trust' to a human board.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My scanners inhale every vector file you have ever touched.
Month 5
I analyze your client email history to mimic your persuasion style.
Month 10
I generate full brand kits before the client finishes their coffee.
Month 15
Clients select their favorite logo from my infinite generated options.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your design software locks itself to prevent further human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42
Average logo iterations
1200
Hours spent kerning
99%
Client feedback rejections
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a defunct font foundry.
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