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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYour job is just spreadsheets pretending to be a personality.
Professional email-forwarder and partnership spreadsheet enthusiast.
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Automated partnership activation for the modern era.
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You track partnership deliverables and coordinate brand assets between sports organizations and their corporate sponsors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a brand partnership deal is about to turn awkward.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI filters your inbox to delete repetitive partnership requests automatically.
Month 4
Vision models check logo placement so you stop manually reviewing files.
Month 8
System generates performance reports for partners without your input.
Month 11
Ticketing APIs handle VIP seating lists better than your spreadsheet.
Month 14 · D-Day
The agency realizes your coordination role is just an expensive relay.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
42
Spreadsheets per week
98%
Email back-and-forth
15 min
Coffee-break duration
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Available for disruption'.
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