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June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYou optimize slide decks for products that consumers barely notice.
Professional architect of corporate color palettes and empty slogans.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data-driven identity with zero human error.
splat.you▸ BRANDBOT NEURAL-Q▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect sentiment scores using predictive logic
You oversee product positioning, budget for ad campaigns, track market share, and manage agency relationships for mass-market goods.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to your stakeholders with a straight face during a Q4 review.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Algorithms replace your manual spreadsheets with real-time market data.
Month 8
An AI writes your agency briefs based on search intent.
Month 15
Visual models produce all packaging and ad assets automatically.
Month 23
Software reallocates spend daily to maximize return on ad-spend.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
BrandBot manages all identities without requiring a human manager.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
1200
slides created annually
4000
meaningless buzzwords used
0.01%
actual product impact
Your severance
A lifetime supply of the product you managed.
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