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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsHunting internet ghosts while actual business models burn down around you.
Expert at yelling into the digital void
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated justice for digital intellectual property
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files 4000 DMCA notices per second
You track down fake listings and unauthorized sellers online. You spend your life filing endless platform takedown requests.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still smell the desperation of a scammer behind a fake storefront.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots identify infringing listings faster than your human eyes can scan.
Month 4
Scripted agents submit takedowns directly to marketplace APIs without human input.
Month 9
AI predicts which seller accounts are likely to scam before they launch.
Month 15
Systems negotiate settlements with scammers using automated legal templates.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs self-sufficiently, leaving you to update your LinkedIn profile.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
12,000 yearly
Takedown requests filed
94 percent
Platform appeals ignored
3 liters
Coffee consumed per case
Your severance
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