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Will AI replace Brand Spokesperson jobs? · Latest report #ae2eqaea
Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour entire personality is a tax write-off for a car company.
Professional face for brands that don't know who they are.
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Authenticity, now with zero ego.
toast.youAI▸ PERSONA-GEN V8▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes brand engagement with deepfake joy
You recite scripted lines about clothing and electric cars to look cool in front of a camera.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly hold a coffee cup without glitching through the table.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your voice is captured for all future marketing scripts.
Month 3
A photorealistic model replaces your physical presence in ads.
Month 7
Algorithms write your social media posts to maximize engagement.
Month 12
Your avatar attends events while you sleep in your house.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your contract is deleted and the server is wiped clean.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4,200
Seconds spent pretending to drive
9,000
Number of forced smiles
0%
Percentage of genuine human feeling
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm carbon-neutral beverages.
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