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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling abstract vibes is now a task for a cheaper spreadsheet.
Professional sentence-fluffer and slide-deck artisan.
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Turning generic buzzwords into profit metrics.
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optimizes mission statements using sentiment data
You craft positioning statements and brand narratives for boring software firms. Then you charge them for expensive slide decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face without triggering a logic error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Our scraper reads every slide deck you have ever created.
Month 6
The AI learns to sound confident while saying absolutely nothing.
Month 13
Clients get automated brand kits instead of your expensive workshops.
Month 18
Software generates pitch decks instantly based on revenue goals.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the server takes your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
400
Slides produced hourly
99%
Meaningless buzzword density
Excessive
Strategist ego level
Your severance
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