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November 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou summarize meetings that could have been three bullet points.
Junior deck-builder and professional email-thread monitor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating brand narratives without the mid-afternoon burnout.
squeeze.you▸ DECKBOT STRATEGY CORE▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates strategy decks during your lunch break
You draft slide decks for clients and analyze market trends. Your existence is mostly internal emails and revisions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client loses interest in your pitch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI-powered slide templates auto-fill your market research data daily.
Month 4
Smart agents begin auto-drafting your client status update emails.
Month 7
Generative models produce your full deck designs in seconds.
Month 10
Automated summaries replace your role in status alignment meetings.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the server finalizes client deliverables.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
42
Slides created per week
20
Internal meeting hours
11
Coffee-induced panic attacks
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Strategy'.
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