Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Breakfast Chef jobs? · Latest report #3wre5u6m
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour omelet flipper is just a warm-up for our hardware.
Master of the 4 a.m. fry station.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect eggs, every minute, no human fatigue.
no no noyou▸ MORNINGGRILL PRO-SERIES▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
serves 500 orders before your alarm rings
You crack eggs and manage intense morning rushes. Automation handles the stovetop and timing with zero burnt toast.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perfectly time the flip of a delicate crepe by pure instinct.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Tablets sync customer requests directly to the cooking line hardware.
Month 4
Gravity-fed reservoirs crack and drop liquid eggs onto the iron.
Month 15
Hydraulic arms perform the perfect flip without scattering a single crumb.
Year 2.5
The grill surface scrubs itself clean between every single order batch.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your flattop station is now a fully autonomous morning meal factory.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
400 plus
Eggs cracked daily
180 seconds
Average fry time
Limitless
Morning rush capacity
Your severance
A lifetime supply of artisanal non-stick spray.
Discussion
