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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour ability to listen to repetitive complaints is officially a commodity.
Professional listener and foam-level adjudicator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pours perfectly, never forgets a tab.
no no noyou▸ PUBBOT LIQUID DISPENSER V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters patrons based on facial expression analysis
You pull taps, wash glasses, manage tabs, and act as a therapist for regulars.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly when to cut someone off before they start a fight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Tabletop tablets replace your need to explain the rotating tap list.
Month 3
Hydraulic lifts take over the heavy labor of changing kegs.
Month 13
Sensors adjust tap angles to ensure zero foam overflow.
Year 2.2
Cameras scan faces to confirm age, removing the manual check.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your station becomes a fully enclosed, self-cleaning automated drink dispenser.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4.2
Average pints per minute
98%
Human emotional fatigue index
0.02%
Spillage rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a bar that doesn't exist.
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