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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling craft beer is just logistics with extra IPA and traffic.
Austin traffic veteran (currently circling for a parking spot).
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Automated growth for your taproom footprint.
toast.youAI▸ BEVSALES AGENT 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates tap takeovers using real-time demand signals
You drive between bars, count kegs, and beg managers to put your tap handles on their walls.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a bar manager is too hungover to talk shop.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors in kegs report levels directly to the sales dashboard.
Month 5
Smart software prompts bars to reorder before they run out.
Month 10
Aggressive algorithms find new venues without you needing to visit.
Month 15
Route planning software removes the need for human scouting trips.
Month 19 · D-Day
The beer sells itself through cold data, leaving you redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
24,000
Miles driven annually
62 percent
Taps lost to macro-lager
4 minutes
Average sales pitch length
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm, expired experimental pilsner.
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