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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTrading expensive craft beer for algorithms that never ask for a pint.
Professional beer talker, amateur spreadsheet enthusiast.
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Data-driven distribution for the modern keg flow.
blub.you▸ TAPSTREAM PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates wholesale supply chain negotiations
You chase distribution contracts and manage wholesale relationships. You balance quarterly sales targets against unpredictable craft market trends.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a local bar owner hates the new IPA.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system scrapes your entire historical sales and contract data.
Month 5
Distributors link directly to our inventory management API.
Month 12
Real-time market sensors adjust beer pricing to maximize yield.
Month 20
AI chatbots handle wholesale buyer inquiries with perfect charm.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
All your remaining tasks are now fully executed by code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14 percent
Average margin loss
3 days
Email response latency
Infinite
Craft beer fatigue
Your severance
One free keg of premium simulation lubricant.
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