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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTrading craft beer passion for cold, efficient data-driven distribution.
Road warrior selling liquid sunshine to disinterested bartenders.
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Closing the tap on human interaction.
help!you▸ PUBLOGIC SALES-NET V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates regional wholesale contract renewals
You pitch kegs to bars and manage distributor relationships while chasing regional wholesale targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a bar manager is actually lying about their inventory levels.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent automatically manages all your follow-up emails and scheduling.
Month 5
Connected keg sensors push restock data directly to the distributor.
Month 13
Bars accept automated supply contracts through an optimized pricing interface.
Year 1.9
Algorithm-led routing eliminates the need for manual site visits.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Human sales presence is fully replaced by autonomous order fulfillment systems.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
42
Average pints sold per pitch
91%
Cold-call rejection rate
120 miles
Gas mileage per deal
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated tap system.
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