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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour smile is lovely but the automated tap handles possess better aim.
Expert in craft IPA jargon and heavy glass lugging.
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Perfect head on every single pour.
help!you▸ POURMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers chilled pints without breaking eye contact
You haul heavy kegs, navigate crowded floors, and explain obscure IPAs to people who just want a lager.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a table is about to become a problem before they order.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart displays replace your paper IPA list immediately.
Month 4
Sensors and flow valves control every pour with precision.
Month 13
The brewery floor is paved for magnetic robot navigation.
Year 1.9
Vacuum-equipped bots clear glassware before anyone notices a mess.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The robotic staff arrives to handle the entire floor alone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
12.4 oz
Spilled ounces per shift
42 percent
IPA description accuracy
5000
Steps walked per hour
Your severance
One free pint of warm, flat house ale.
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