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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsMortar dries faster than your career path in the sun.
Laying bricks while pretending your knees aren't screaming.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Walls built with zero coffee breaks.
oof.youAI▸ MASONRYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
lays perfect courses without a plumb line
You lay bricks and mix mortar by hand. Gravity eventually wins every argument.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a foundation settles by looking at the line.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map the wall plan to stop your measurement errors.
Month 6
Automated hoses pump consistent mortar mixtures into every single joint.
Month 16
Giant metal frames arrive to handle all the heavy lifting.
Year 2.5
Robotic claws place every brick within one millimeter of perfection.
Year 4 · D-Day
The site runs on electricity and software instead of you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
200-400
Bricks laid per hour
too many
Coffee breaks per day
99%
Back pain probability
Your severance
A lifetime supply of heavy lifting belts.
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