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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour career path is just a spreadsheet with more mud.
Master of PowerPoint, commander of zero-sum bureaucratic exercises.
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Decision making without the moral baggage
squeeze.youAI▸ COMMANDUNIT X-1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates tactical success before the first shot
You manage personnel, lead field training exercises, and brief superior officers on tactical mission status and logistical readiness.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still inspire exhausted soldiers to march when the radio is dead.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Sensors and drones manage your supply chains with zero errors.
Month 5
AI models generate all your operational slides and tactical reports.
Month 12
Remote control platforms handle routine training and unit management tasks.
Year 2.2
Decision-making algorithms replace your field intuition during complex exercises.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The command structure is fully autonomous and requires no humans.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
8 cups daily
Coffee consumption rate
Sub-optimal
Slide deck creation efficiency
85 percent
Time spent in briefings
Your severance
A decommissioned tent and a very stern thank-you.
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