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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Broadband Customer Support Agent jobs? · Latest report #a6x34g7s
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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour empathy is just a script that takes too long to load.
Expert in turning customer rage into internal ticket logs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving outages before you even notice them.
oof.youAI▸ FIBERFAULT-X7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights customers with perfect synthetic patience
You troubleshoot dropped connections and explain why the internet is down for the third time this week.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes detect when a customer is lying about having restarted their router.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI suggests better replies to your screen while you are typing.
Month 3
Smart software sorts and solves the easy technical complaints automatically.
Month 6
Customers now speak to a voice model instead of a human.
Month 10
Sensors on routers fix connection issues before the user calls in.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the terminal is powered down forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
18 minutes
Average hold time
94 percent
Scripted apology frequency
12,000 yearly
Router reboot requests
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic throttled internet tier.
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