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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell imaginary fiber speeds to people who just want Netflix.
Professional negotiator of cable-package anxiety and bill disputes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing contracts without the awkward forced enthusiasm.
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negotiates better bundles for zero commission
You recite scripted broadband bundles and cold-call prospects to hit monthly revenue quotas. You resolve billing confusion endlessly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is lying about their current rate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models learn to mimic your forced empathy during hold times.
Month 4
Bot algorithms undercut your best offer using real-time market data.
Month 8
Smart software resolves billing disputes before you even open them.
Month 13
Synthetic voices replace your tone with perfectly simulated enthusiasm.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access codes are revoked and the server takes your seat.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
88 percent
Average rejection rate
42 times
Scripts recited daily
near zero
Customer patience level
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the basic plan.
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