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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour ability to untangle fiber optic spaghetti is currently keeping you employed.
Professional attic-crawler and router-whisperer.
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The last technician you will ever pay.
split.youAI▸ LINKFIXER-9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
snaps cat5 cables into place instantly
You troubleshoot residential network issues by testing signal lines and physically installing routers and cables in customer homes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern the difference between a loose wall jack and a neighborhood outage.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 10
Sensors identify fault locations before a truck even rolls out.
Month 9
Software updates fix most line drops without a technician visit.
Month 22
Customer hardware installs itself with zero manual configuration required.
Year 3
Remote robots navigate crawlspaces to replace old physical wiring.
Year 4 · D-Day
The local network manages itself and humans are officially disconnected.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Average router reboots per week
15
Hours spent crawling in attics
99 percent
Customers who swear internet is down
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic internet tier.
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