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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou build tools to automate jobs you currently hold yourself. Irony.
Professional architect of his own career’s obsolescence
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Broadcast-grade intelligence without the office politics
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deploys model updates during live airtime
You integrate AI models into broadcast workflows while placating stakeholders who demand impossible features. Your career is essentially building your own replacement in high-definition.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense which stakeholder is actually lying during the requirements gathering phase.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
LLMs begin drafting your boilerplate integration code while you sleep.
Month 4
An interface mimics your personality to manage stakeholder expectations via Slack.
Month 10
Automated scripts resolve production errors before your pager even chirps.
Month 15
Proprietary protocols are mapped by vision-trained models for instant deployment.
Month 19 · D-Day
The broadcast facility offboards your access credentials in favor of a permanent API.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
98%
Stakeholder annoyance units
Zero
Code written in meetings
Eternal
Uptime required
Your severance
One free trial to the product that replaced you.
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