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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Broadcast Manager jobs? · Latest report #5diwgtpm
Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour league's production value is just a few scripts from extinction.
Professional cat-herder of producers, graphics, and angry hockey fans.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated hockey broadcasts with zero latency.
bzzt.youAI▸ STREAMLINE PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates stream graphics and live fan responses
Coordinates television broadcast production, graphic design, audience engagement, and content programming for live hockey league streams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a fan is genuinely upset versus just trolling the stream chat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
AI filters moderate the chat better than your exhausted eyes.
Month 4
Graphics updates trigger automatically based on live game telemetry.
Month 11
Algorithms handle all scheduling and handovers to television networks.
Month 16
AI selects the best highlights based on real-time engagement data.
Month 21 · D-Day
The broadcast runs fully autonomous without human supervision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
0.002 milliseconds
Average fan engagement wait time
82 percent less
Broadcast production cost per hour
Instantaneous
Graphics generation speed
Your severance
One free subscription to the league's archived footage.
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