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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour accent is just a legacy codec for a superior algorithm.
Bilingual specialist, allergic to teleprompter malfunctions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite languages, zero vanity, perfect tone.
squeeze.you▸ OMNIVOICE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers news in seventeen concurrent dialects
You spend your days translating soundbites, chasing live crosses, and looking distressed on camera. Your relevance is expiring faster than a local news cycle.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly ad-lib when the satellite uplink fails in the rain.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your vocal patterns are digitized into a model that requires no sleep or makeup.
Month 4
Natural language processors generate news scripts faster than you can verify a source.
Month 9
Deepfake avatars replace the human face on screen with photorealistic, error-free broadcast talent.
Month 15
The system translates broadcast audio into any language instantly without your linguistic nuances.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your desk is repurposed as a server rack and your access credentials are permanently deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42
Live errors per year
Excessive
Human emotional variance
100%
Teleprompter dependency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our text-to-speech engine.
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