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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour face is just an expensive, high-maintenance resolution target.
Professional reader of lines written by underpaid interns.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect cadence, zero vanity, never hits snooze.
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delivers fake news with genuine concern
You read prompters, maintain eye contact, and pretend to care about local traffic updates. Soon, algorithms will handle it.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still improvise a coherent sentence when the teleprompter dies mid-air.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models ingest your archives to clone your cadence perfectly.
Month 3
Digital avatars replace your physical presence in filler segments.
Month 8
Language models write the copy faster than you can blink.
Month 13
Sensors adjust lighting and framing based on viewer eye-tracking.
Month 19 · D-Day
The studio light turns off for you and on for good.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99 percent
Teleprompter dependency
300 hours/year
Makeup chair time
High
Human error probability
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a text-to-speech generator.
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