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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace BSA Analyst jobs? · Latest report #xb3d8gb9
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsChecking for money laundering is just a slow, boring pattern recognition task.
Compliance officer, spreadsheet wizard, professional risk-aversion enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Flags suspicious funds before you blink.
split.youAI▸ AUDITBOT COMPLIANCE CORE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags offshore transfers in real time
You monitor transactions for suspicious activity and file reports with federal regulators to prevent financial crime.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes smell the desperation when someone tries to bypass the controls.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents index all your disparate customer data silos.
Month 5
Models learn to ignore the noise you manually filter daily.
Month 10
System generates regulatory filings without human essay writing.
Month 15
Risk logic updates itself faster than any manual revision.
Month 19 · D-Day
The human analyst role is archived as a legacy artifact.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
94 percent
false positive rate
ten thousand
alerts processed hourly
critical
average human fatigue
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a PDF compressor tool.
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