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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour sticky, ephemeral weapon hobby is just a liability waiting for soap.
Bubble-based blademaster for the perpetually bored.
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Industrial-grade sticky foam solidification.
help!youAI▸ BUBBLEFORGE GEN-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
solidifies gum into a permanent non-stick coating
You assemble fragile, adhesive, and edible materials into ornamental blades. Your work lacks structural integrity and any actual lethality.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know how to stop the cinnamon bagel dust from irritating the pneumatic seals.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors identify the optimal tackiness of your gum mixtures.
Month 7
Robotic nozzles deploy stabilized bubble walls with zero popping risk.
Month 13
Industrial lasers flash-sear bagel crusts into rigid, load-bearing shapes.
Month 18
Chemical mixers eliminate the need for manual chewing processes.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Automated production lines finalize your redundant career as a sticky memory.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4.2 seconds
Average sword structural lifespan
120 grams
Sugar content per blade
99%
Accidental stickiness incidents
Your severance
A lifetime supply of unscented dish soap.
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