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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Bubble Tea Barista jobs? · Latest report #75ptv4by
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour tea shaking arm is just a very inefficient piston.
Professional sugar-water shaker and pearl-boiling enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite flavors, zero attitude.
toast.you▸ BOBASTATION 4000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
dispenses perfectly chewy pearls every time
You boil pearls, mix flavored powders, and shake tea for impatient crowds. Your existence is purely caloric.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect if the boba texture is slightly too chewy before the customer complains.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Touchscreens replace the need for you to talk to anyone.
Month 13
Robotic vats manage temperature and timing for perfect tapioca.
Year 2.2
Precision pumps ensure the exact amount of sweetener every time.
Year 3.3
Mechanical pistons shake the cups with consistent, tireless force.
Year 4 · D-Day
The unit self-cleans while you go find another job.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
45
Average Shakes Per Hour
1800
Seconds To Boil Pearls
12
Daily Sugar Spill Count
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm powdered milk tea.
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