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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour ability to squeeze vendors is pathetic compared to a script.
Professional penny-pincher and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Vendor negotiation through pure calculation.
oof.youAI▸ AUDITBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates aggressive contract renegotiations at midnight
You track vendor quotes and fight for pennies. You manage spreadsheets of endless line items.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a vendor is lying by the tone of their voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your current spreadsheets are imported into our central database.
Month 3
Automated bots replace your emails with direct API order systems.
Month 6
AI predicts market costs and auto-locks the lowest supplier rate.
Month 10
Approval flows are triggered and authorized by pre-set logic constraints.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are invited to log off while the bot runs perpetually.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
10 million/sec
Spreadsheet rows processed
0 percent
Negotiation empathy level
18 percent
Cost reduction rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our budget tracking software.
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