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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling pre-rolled dreams until the kiosks take the floor.
Professional curator of dried plants and legal compliance
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The plant expert that never gets high
stretchy.youAI▸ BUD-O-MATIC GEN 4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
dispenses precise grams through biometric verification
You weigh grams of flower and explain THC percentages to indecisive customers under strict provincial regulations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer realizes they have no idea what 'terpenes' are.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras replace your tired eyes at the store entrance.
Month 5
Robotic arms handle all stock counting in the back vault.
Month 13
Customer tablets suggest strains based on previous purchase data.
Year 1.9
Automated loaders measure exact grams without any human mess.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The shop goes fully unstaffed and locks its own doors.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
450 grams
Grams weighed per shift
112 queries
Stupid questions answered daily
180 minutes
Minutes spent checking government IDs
Your severance
Two coupons for a local pizza chain.
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