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October 20, 2034
In 8 yearsYou build holes for people who hope the apocalypse skips them.
Professional hole-digger for the end-of-days enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated excavation for your eventual safety.
toast.youAI▸ SUBTERRA FORM-7▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 YEARSAI's Special Power
seals the hatch while you are inside
You pour reinforced concrete and install air filtration systems for clients obsessed with end-of-the-world survival scenarios.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is actually crazy rather than just well-prepared.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Drones map the terrain and calculate soil density perfectly.
Month 16
Robotic spray-rigs coat the structure with structural shielding.
Year 3.9
Pre-built systems drop into the hole and connect automatically.
Year 6
Precision arms weld blast-proof doors with zero human error.
Year 8 · D-Day
The site is sealed without a human ever stepping inside.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Excessive
Paranoia-induced concrete volume
20 feet
Average bunker depth
Zero
Filter system failures
Your severance
A lifetime supply of dehydrated apricot slices.
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