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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou are just a sweaty foam-filled liability in an oversized vest.
Professional heater-victim and professional arm-waving enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Always smiling and never needing a water break.
toast.youAI▸ FURRYBOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
maintains permanent eye contact with tourists
You wave at children and pose for photos in a heavy, stifling costume. Your job is pure endurance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a toddler's impending tantrum three seconds before the parents do.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your movement patterns to replicate engagement levels.
Month 10
Wheeled chassis prototypes replace your shaky, heat-stroked gait.
Month 20
Digital LED faces replace your static, unchanging expression.
Year 2.5
Computer vision ensures no child is hit by the unit.
Year 3 · D-Day
The mascot head is decommissioned into a recycling bin.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
1.5 litres
Sweat loss per hour
99 percent
Child proximity sensitivity
42 Celsius
Costume internal temperature
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm bottled water.
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