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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour career path is just a series of circular filing cabinets.
Professional ink-waster and master of the dead-end meeting.
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denies your request with zero explanation
You shuffle endless forms, manage outdated filing systems, and enforce arbitrary rules that nobody actually understands anymore.
The one thing AI can't do
You are truly gifted at keeping a straight face while saying absolutely nothing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Optical scanners ingest your mountain of physical paperwork overnight.
Week 6
Natural language models extract your vague policies into rigid code.
Week 13
Algorithms start rejecting applications before you even finish your coffee.
Month 5
Robotic arms clear your physical desk of all useless clutter.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire department with one efficient script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
400,000
Forms processed per hour
0.02ms
Average decision latency
Zero
Paperclips consumed
Your severance
A shredder and a lifetime supply of blank forms.
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