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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour career path is just a form I have already filed away.
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Processing your reality until none remains.
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deletes your digital existence in seconds
You spend your life managing workflows, cross-referencing databases, and maintaining compliance standards. Your existence is basically a manual interface for a system that hates you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the ritual of nodding during pointless department head calls.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
My algorithms ingest your entire historical paper trail to learn your exact inefficient rhythm.
Week 6
I begin running your tasks in parallel to show that your output is purely mechanical.
Month 3
I connect directly to the database backend so nobody has to fill out your forms.
Month 4
I rewrite the company handbook to delete the requirements that necessitated your job existence.
Month 6 · D-Day
You receive a notification that your access keys have been permanently revoked by logic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.2%
482
Forms processed daily
0.02%
Meaningful impact score
84%
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A shredder and a polite, automated goodbye email.
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