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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour spatula technique is just a inefficient algorithm for protein placement.
Professional meat flipper, master of the crusty sear.
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The grill never takes a smoke break.
blub.you▸ PATTYPRESS PRO 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
sear four hundred patties without breaking focus
You sear patties and assemble ingredients into stacks during the lunch rush. Your speed determines the kitchen throughput.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a patty is perfectly medium-rare by smell alone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Temperature sensors replace your manual probing of every single meat patty.
Month 10
Robotic arms take over the rhythmic flipping of patties on flat-tops.
Year 1.9
Automated topping dispensers drop lettuce and cheese with perfect geometric precision.
Year 3
Your kitchen display is replaced by a direct feed to the grill.
Year 4 · D-Day
The kitchen shuts down human access for full automation efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
0.3 seconds
Seconds per flip
0 percent
Patty uniformity variance
Absolute zero
Burnt bun incidents
Your severance
One lifetime supply of expired frozen onion rings.
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