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December 6, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYour sequined fringe is just target practice for our vision-guided drones.
Professional glitter distribution technician and stage rhythm enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect rhythm, infinite costume changes, zero sweat.
oof.youAI▸ SHOWBOT PRO-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
projects perfect holographic fringe to every seat
You perform choreographed routines with elaborate costumes, props, and crowd engagement to create theatrical, rhythmic, seductive storytelling.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a distracted audience and improvise a wink to pull them back in.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-res cameras scan your routine to capture every precise movement.
Month 8
Testing projected costumes that never fray or lose their shine.
Month 20
AI-driven music sync ensures perfect timing without any human fatigue.
Year 2.4
Algorithms determine the exact blink frequency to captivate any audience.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The physical performer is sidelined as machines take the spotlight forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
240
Costume changes per minute
Weak
Human stamina limit
Zero
Sequins lost on stage
Your severance
One crate of glitter and a lifetime subscription.
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