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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsYou treat the skin, but my circuits fear the chaos.
Specialist in high-acuity wound healing and rapid fluid management.
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Precision healing for the most critical wounds.
bzzt.youAI▸ DERMACARE SENTINEL 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates fluid levels during traumatic shifts
You perform complex dressing changes, manage fluid resuscitation, and provide intense emotional support in a high-stakes unit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle shift in a patient's breathing before the monitor even alerts.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Embedded sensors report exact wound status to the medical dashboard.
Year 5
AI-linked pumps manage fluid titration without manual calculation errors.
Year 14
Vision-guided arms apply sterile dressings with perfect, consistent tension.
Year 22
Sensors replace the human touch for assessing hemodynamic stability.
Year 40 · D-Day
The unit runs purely on automated care protocols and robotic maintenance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
12
Dressing changes per shift
Zero
Fluid titration errors
4.2 stars
Empathy simulation rating
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium non-stick gauze.
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