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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts of routes people stopped taking years ago.
Master of spreadsheets and master of imaginary bus schedules.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Smarter transit than any human could dream.
oof.youAI▸ ROUTEOPTIMIZER PRO-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
recalculates regional transit maps in milliseconds
You juggle ridership data to set bus schedules. The machine does it faster without crying about late-night budget cuts.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which bus stop is a nightmare to service on Tuesdays.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Sensors pull live transit data directly into the dashboard.
Month 5
Software forecasts passenger spikes better than any human hunch.
Month 11
The system generates optimized timetables without manual inputs.
Month 18
Automated legal-talk bots handle all complaints from city officials.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your account is deleted as the system goes live autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
14 per day
Average reroute complaints
4.2 million
Excel cells touched
4 cups hourly
Coffee intake
Your severance
A lifetime bus pass that is perpetually delayed.
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