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Your job has an expiration date
January 15, 2028
In 15 monthsYour ability to verify passports doesn't justify your existence.
Anti-Money Laundering expert with a high-speed scanner habit.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless compliance for the modern firm.
sluurp.you▸ AML-GUARD 7.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters global financial risk in milliseconds
You spend your days reviewing client background checks and screening for money laundering risks to satisfy firm compliance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to you over a grainy phone call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart vision models read every passport scan in seconds.
Month 3
Background checks run against global databases automatically.
Month 7
Software visualises complex ownership links without your manual input.
Month 12
Algorithms flag news reports before you even check them.
Month 15 · D-Day
The system auto-approves compliant files and terminates your access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
2 million/sec
Sanction lists scanned
near zero
False positive rate
constant
Compliance reports generated
Your severance
One free trial subscription to a high-end scanner.
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