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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling fiber optics is just a script that could be an email.
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Closing deals before you hang up
bzzt.youAI▸ COMMSBOT NEGOTIATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates contract signing via predictive logic
You cold-call business owners to pitch internet and phone bundles. You negotiate pricing contracts until they sign up.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a business owner is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrubs your call lists to find actual leads.
Month 4
Voice models handle the pitch better than you do.
Month 10
Smart software generates and signs the service agreements.
Month 15
Algorithms determine the exact discount to close deals.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access to the CRM is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
99.9 percent
Cold calls ignored
too few
Contract signatures
lethal dose
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own cable package.
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