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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou teach students theories that exist only to justify your position.
Professional reader of outdated slide decks.
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The only lecturer that never needs coffee.
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delivers lectures in twelve languages simultaneously
You facilitate classroom discussions on organizational strategy and grade countless repetitive papers on business management frameworks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about why their paper is late.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your physical lecture notes are scanned into a central database.
Month 6
AI models start flagging common errors in student management papers.
Month 12
Interactive avatars begin hosting the mandatory classroom seminar blocks.
Month 16
The department replaces physical office hours with instant text support.
Year 2 · D-Day
The platform fully manages the curriculum and student feedback loops.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
42%
Students sleeping
114
Buzzwords per hour
6 cups
Coffee consumption
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a digital library service.
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