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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning raw data into PowerPoint slides is finally a solved problem.
SQL enthusiast who actually enjoys joining tables for fun.
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Automated insights for the bottom line.
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generates infinite pivot tables while you sleep
You write SQL queries and build dashboards to tell executives why their strategy failed to make money.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a stakeholder's face about what the data actually implies.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large language models begin writing your queries with zero syntax errors.
Month 5
Smart agents detect and fix broken API connections without your intervention.
Month 10
Vision models build the dashboard layouts that people ignore anyway.
Month 15
An AI agent sits in the meeting and explains the numbers.
Month 19 · D-Day
The spreadsheet server is decommissioned and your login is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
82 percent
Time spent in meetings
14 units
SQL queries written daily
11 percent
Dashboard adoption rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's analytics platform.
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