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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTranslating vague emails into broken Python scripts is effectively a hobby.
Fluent in Python, Excel, and corporate excuses.
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Turning spreadsheets into profit without the coffee.
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refactors your spaghetti code into clean modules
You interpret lending requirements for bankers and write Python scripts to extract data from legacy capital market systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy database crashed at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start pulling trade data without your manual SQL queries.
Month 4
Large language models generate the requirement documents from meeting transcripts.
Month 8
Self-correcting AI agents write the Python scripts that you usually maintain.
Month 12
Middleware shims replace your custom mapping logic entirely.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs itself, removing the need for human analysts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4.2
Coffee breaks per day
12 weekly
Meetings about meetings
98 percent
Code reviews ignored
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a legacy programming forum.
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