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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell AI to government while AI waits to sell you.
Professional translator of corporate buzzwords into taxpayer funded debt.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning red tape into automated silence.
toast.you▸ BUREAUCRACYBOT V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates non-committal policy whitepapers instantly
You translate complex government needs into vague requirement documents and slide decks. Then you wait for approvals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a client's eyes during a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Large language models ingest your entire history of project documentation.
Month 6
Virtual agents replace your role in status calls with perfect efficiency.
Month 10
Algorithms predict stakeholder needs better than your gut ever could.
Month 14
Systems generate project requirements directly from raw government budget data.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the slides delete themselves permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
14,000+
Slides authored
99%
Stakeholder confusion
infinite
Approval cycles
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to mandatory compliance webinars.
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