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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTranslating vague emails into Jira tickets is a dying art form.
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You spend your day writing requirements, managing backlogs, and attending endless meetings to explain what developers already know.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes guess which stakeholder is lying about their actual requirements.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents index your tickets and auto-close the stale ones.
Month 4
Generative models write your user stories from simple chat prompts.
Month 8
Sentiment analysis bots replace your status update meetings entirely.
Month 13
Continuous monitoring tools track developer velocity without human intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system self-optimizes, rendering your coordination layer completely unnecessary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
14,000 yearly
Jira tickets created
85 percent
Time lost in standups
too many
Requirements changed mid-sprint
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