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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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November 6, 2027
In 13 monthsTraining coworkers to automate themselves is the most efficient suicide mission yet.
Making himself redundant one concrete batch at a time.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Concrete insights without the human bottleneck.
no no noyou▸ AUTOANALYST PRO 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your training deck during your lunch
You optimize concrete workflows using AI and teach staff to interface with predictive data models.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a colleague is lying about why they ignored your AI training.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart scripts begin scrubbing your messy concrete batch logs automatically.
Week 12
An agent replaces your workshops with self-paced interactive tutorials.
Month 6
Production settings update in real-time without you tweaking them.
Month 9
Bots start sending efficiency reports directly to the executive board.
Month 13 · D-Day
You receive a polite automated email thanking you for your service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Unlimited
Workflows optimized
Zero
Training hours required
High
Human error probability
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's analytics platform.
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