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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTranslating vague client thoughts into Jira tickets is a terminal condition.
Master of Jira, connoisseur of endless requirement meetings.
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Turning meetings into code before you blink
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auto-generates requirement documentation from voice transcripts
You interpret client demands into requirements and test software releases. You also document processes and hunt software bugs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused stakeholder why the requirements changed three times.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agents begin drafting Jira stories directly from meeting recordings.
Month 5
Vision models automatically flag UI bugs in software releases.
Month 10
Large language models instantly rewrite outdated SOPs based on logs.
Month 15
AI predicts client needs before they even ask for them.
Month 19 · D-Day
The client talks directly to the server, bypassing humans entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
84 percent
Meetings ending in nothing
12 hours weekly
Time spent writing SOPs
3 per sprint
Bugs actually fixed
Your severance
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