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Your job has an expiration date
March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour professional networking is just a spreadsheet waiting for deletion.
Expert in turning lunch meetings into missed quota excuses.
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Personalized lending decisions without the small talk.
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automates loan approval through predictive risk modeling
You manage client loan portfolios and pitch banking products to small business owners. You spend your life chasing signatures.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a client is lying about their upcoming quarterly revenue growth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
An AI agent automatically drafts your emails and schedules your meetings.
Month 8
Vision models read client tax returns and update the credit files.
Month 18
Risk assessment logic decides credit limits without your human intuition.
Year 2.3
Clients click buttons for loans instead of asking you questions.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The bank shuts down your account access and deletes your profile.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
14 per week
Average lunch meetings endured
48 percent
Forms still requiring wet ink
99 percent
Emails that could be bots
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee voucher.
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