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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou exist to ensure the software does what it already does.
Configuring the future until the future configures you out.
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Automated logic for legacy enterprise products
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autogenerates regression tests from your Jira tickets
You tweak product settings and run tests to keep configurations working. You attend meetings to discuss the work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still remember why a specific bad configuration was originally added in 2017.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent reads your entire configuration history to learn common patterns.
Month 3
The machine runs your configurations in parallel to verify accuracy.
Month 6
Changes move from staging to production without human verification or approval.
Month 10
Scrum syncs are replaced by automated status update emails.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your access credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
Infinite
Scrum meeting duration
99.9% redundant
Test case coverage
Zero human patience
Config logic errors
Your severance
A one-month license to the software you no longer maintain.
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