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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPowerPoint decks are just expensive suicide notes for your strategy.
Professional architect of complex charts for simple problems.
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You create slide decks and research data to help clients solve problems they already have the answers to.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client realizes the project is a disaster.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI fills your presentation templates with generic industry jargon automatically.
Month 3
Software reads raw client data and builds your pivot tables.
Month 8
Language models write the executive summary you usually procrastinate on.
Month 13
Digital avatars simulate your presence in meetings to justify fees.
Month 19 · D-Day
Clients choose the cheaper software instead of your hourly rate.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
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Slides produced hourly
5 gallons
Coffee intake per project
0.01%
Value added to reality
Your severance
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