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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling overpriced slides to people who already know the answer.
Professional power-pointer and airport lounge enthusiast.
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All the buzzwords, none of the golf
toast.youAI▸ CONSULTANT-GPT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates 500-page slide decks in seconds
You craft long-winded strategy reports and facilitate high-level meetings that could have been simple emails.
The one thing AI can't do
You can look a client in the eye while lying about growth projections.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system pulls all your old reports to mimic your voice.
Month 6
Automated vision models create your pitch decks without human input.
Month 12
Clients prefer the bot because it never sleeps or complains.
Month 16
A screen with a generic avatar leads your weekly syncs.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the algorithm closes the firm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
4,200+
Slides per quarter
Infinite
Meaningless synergy mentions
Too much
Time spent in airports
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-billable island.
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