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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Business Coordinator jobs? · Latest report #987pmxt4
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour calendar is a prison you built for yourself to feel busy.
Professional cat-herder of five confused, high-priced adults.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The meeting that could have been an email.
wheee!you▸ SYNCMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
cancels all recurring meetings automatically
You shuffle schedules and summarize meetings. You convince five people they are doing something important.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when someone is lying about their progress in a tone-deaf voice call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent analyzes your invites to delete all non-essential meetings.
Month 4
Voice models transcribe your calls and write the reports for you.
Month 8
Patterns replace your manual analysis of team performance metrics.
Month 13
Task management software assigns work directly to your team members.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system determines your role adds negative value to the company.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
14 weekly
Meaningless touchpoints
62 percent
Time spent in slides
99 percent
Consensus hallucination rate
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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